Making Me Not Want Something in Twelve Words

"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5) 01/16/2016 at 10:56 • Filed to: None

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“More and more of us started rocking them on group coffee runs.”

I didn't necessarily not-want a Timex Weekender before reading that, but I definitively don't want one now.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 01/16/2016 at 11:21

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“I really hope this thing never gets stolen by those mainstream assholes”

KirkyV > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 01/16/2016 at 11:36

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Even as someone who kinda digs the design of the Weekender - seriously, probably gonna buy one at some point, for much less money since that’s an utter rip - that passage makes me really want to reconsider ever actually buying one.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > KirkyV 01/16/2016 at 13:08

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It’s a fine looking watch, very purposeful. But that line makes me feel like I automatically become a hipster doofus if I buy one.

gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 01/16/2016 at 16:48

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Because you can get one of these instead:

(That was 8 words)

http://www.amazon.com/Stuhrling-Orig…

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/16/2016 at 17:13

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That too!

Algimantas > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 01/30/2016 at 13:54

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I really wish any of those beard-rocking hipsters would actually go out into the field. Because that’s what field watches are for. And also, because they would soon die outside of their comfort zone, which would make this world better for everyone else.